Dead People Inc.

'I need blood.'

'It's too early.'

'I'm hungry'

'You just ate a whole rabbit'

'Mom, I am growing'

'You are growing to be too expensive. Soon, you'll get us all killed.'

'Mom, we are already dead.'

'Yes, I know. What if the humans discover us?'

'Mom, you are behaving like a sissy human mother, they need to be scared of us. We don't need to be afraid of them.'

'I just want you safe.'

'Really? Ho many times do we have to have the same conversation before you actually stop worrying? And Human think their worries end with their life.'

'All right, I got a squirrel in the store. You can have it for now. Don't ask for anything for another day.'

'Thanks Mom. You're the best.'