When I did not take Dump in time

The morning was Cold. The alarm clock snoozed, and I took the first look on my Twitter Timeline. 

She was there. Enough reason to make my morning.

I pulled over my quilt.

That was when my phone rang and I realized I had an important meeting to look forward to in office and I was already 30 minutes late. 

I splashed water on my face and ran.

Everyone in the conference room looked at me as if I came straight out of my bed. And I had.

I connected the laptop to the projector and thats when I realized I could not wait for the meeting to get over to go to the washroom.

I fumbled in the wires and my laptop jumped from the table and committed suicide.

And, then something in my pants committed suicide.

P.S. This one is for @chulbul_pandi ;)