My Feeble Attempts at Fictions.
Tuesday 25 January 2011

When I did not take Dump in time

The morning was Cold. The alarm clock snoozed, and I took the first look on my Twitter Timeline. 
She was there. Enough reason to make my morning.
I pulled over my quilt.
That was when my phone rang and I realized I had an important meeting to look forward to in office and I was already 30 minutes late. 
I splashed water on my face and ran.
Everyone in the conference room looked at me as if I came straight out of my bed. And I had.
I connected the laptop to the projector and thats when I realized I could not wait for the meeting to get over to go to the washroom.
I fumbled in the wires and my laptop jumped from the table and committed suicide.
And, then something in my pants committed suicide.

P.S. This one is for @chulbul_pandi ;) 

4 Wisecracks (Comment here):

Razul Gupta said...

twitpic pliss :) the suicide aint happening to me since morning, maybe this one will help :*

Aditya Nandode said...

Rofl!

Richa said...

@ raz, U are unbelievable. :O

@ Adi, :D

Falaxy said...

LOL